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Trading Places

It... was all supposed to be a simple meet
Between friends with a hug and a kiss
She felt good in my arms 
And I thought I got to have more of this

But after the kiss everything was a blur
From my eyes I saw me 
And from mine she saw her
Somehow we changed bodies, but how could this be

I quickly looked down and OH she has my bits
And blocking my view are these two large t-ts
I cried for my manhood
I know this might sound crude
But I think it was the feminine side
That just came out and I couldn’t hide

We departed I needed time to think
I could feel my depression at the brink
Then I thought, O’ girl what a joy 
I’ll nip down the shop and get me a toy
Three days later I was still in bed
Saying got to have more before the batteries are dead.

Then, I had a conviction, this isn’t mine to abuse 
So three days later I put the toy to good use.
Then he, I mean she called we have to meet
And go through the ritual of how we greet
So between friends with a hug and a kiss
I felt odd hugging me like this

Then it happened and I was back with me bits
As I looked down without the obstruction of two large t-ts
But I had this nasty burning sensation
An itch, scratchy feeling not to mention

I ran in the toilet and examined me friend
She had abused him so much he had a raw end....

***For The Love Of My Life Besides My Wife Wilma Sexy Neels*** 

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  1. Date: 7/16/2011 2:48:00 PM
    Ha! Wow! Wot a hilarious poem from you, yet again. Damn quriky, this one. Congratulations on your win~!

  1. Date: 7/16/2011 1:52:00 PM
    Ouch! LOL, Many congrats on your wins : )

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 8:28:00 PM
    hahahaha, this was one of the first ones to make me laugh out loud. How terribly clever. A BIG congrats on this superlative poem.

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 7:35:00 AM
    Congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 7:14:00 AM
    My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., Sydney

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 5:29:00 AM
    Congrats Sydney on your win..

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 5:17:00 AM
    Congratulations on this win and with such a great story. Mike

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 5:01:00 AM
    Congratulations Syd on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 7/15/2011 4:38:00 AM
    you must have made her day with this one Sidney. Congratulations on an ingenious and funny write

  1. Date: 7/14/2011 9:36:00 PM
    Sidney my poet friend, Congratulations on your number 3 spot in my contest! Thank you for entering your awesome and funny poem in my contest and also supporting my contest. have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d.

  1. Date: 7/14/2011 9:14:00 PM
    Oh hahaha!This sure is funny, what an imagination you got here, Sidney and I laughed harder when I read this was for Wilma O_o-- whoo wee, poor guy-- Super congrats on your win :D

  1. Date: 7/14/2011 9:04:00 PM
    Congrats Sidney luv on your super win in funny poem contest by PD with this sweet treat of witty delight .. always can count on u luv..

  1. Date: 7/6/2011 12:27:00 PM
    oh Wilma will luv this sweet treat Sidney my friend.. amazing lines extend emotion ..Wilma is a beautiful person luv.. u know how to pick 'em..

  1. Date: 7/4/2011 6:28:00 PM
    Sid, you are too funny without trying. A graphic piece of hilarity that was a great read. Thanks for all your sweet comments, I do enjoy them. Luv Eliz :)

  1. Date: 7/4/2011 3:21:00 PM
    lol what a comedian you are lol love it

  1. Date: 7/4/2011 8:34:00 AM
    Good luck in the contest with this one..Thanks for stopping by...Sara

  1. Date: 7/4/2011 12:31:00 AM
    Oh my goodness!! Your poor friend, do you think he will be okay?? Lol Sid you are hilarious, I never expected you would take the title to that level but then again.. I should have expected nothing less.. Thanks for the laughter once again.. Love Wilma

  1. Date: 7/3/2011 8:44:00 PM
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