Toothpaste Sandwich

You can have it on white or wheat Add marshmallows or maple syrup for a treat Any flavor or brand you choose It comes in green, red, white or blue I am not talking about Manwich It is all about a toothpaste sandwich Put enough on the bread so you get the full flavor Ask the beer belly man and the toothless woman who live in a converted U haul trailer Or ask the blonde bimbo who goes to the extreme Ask her how she maintains her oral hygiene Try it once and you will make the switch No more peanut butter and jelly, just a tasty toothpaste sandwich Check the back of each tube for the ingredients you prefer Just remember, upset stomach, vomiting and dehydration may occur Some like Crest, I like Aim I guess in a toothpaste sandwich it all tastes the same Too much will send your head spinning for a loop Please ask me about my famous recipe for toothpaste soup