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Too Much Fuss Over the Birth of a Baby

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Too Much Fuss Over the Birth of a Baby

Too Much Fuss Over a Baby

By Elton Camp

The royal cervix will open wide
Out a prince or princess will slide

Red, wrinkled, ugly as hell
Nobody dares the truth tell

The royal vernix on royal skin
A messy way for life to begin

Gender may be hard to determine
If it’s born wearing royal ermine

With a royal frown on its face
To minister, servants will race

With its royal fate decreed,
It’s what the British need

Another economic parasite
To add to the royal blight

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