Tom's Tv Guise (Tb's Tbs)

TV Guise entries from tom. "Who's the Horse?"- Tony Danza is reincarnated as a mare with an identity crisis. "Who Wants to be in the Air?"- Regis Dirtbin puts mentally challenged contestants in unteethered hot air balloons, with no hope of ever returning-much to his glee. "The Soup-Ran-O's"- Tony, behind a Campbell's Soup truck, can not avoid the several cases of soup that fell off the back. "E.R."-George Clooney suffers from an "extended-rise" ********. "The Wonder Gears"-An incompetent auto mechanic can't figure out what parts to use on a transmission. "Law and Order"-The precinct cops order sandwiches from the deli. "MASH"- Tale of two ill-fated potatoes. "Stainfelled"-Jerry drops his jacket in and oil puddle. "Miami Sink"- A Cuban plummer in Florida cleans drains. "Oh, Really? Factor"- No one believes Biil O'Reilly's bull. "48 Hour Mystery"- It's a mystery why anyone would watch this, especially for 2 days straight! "Hill Street Jews"-A group of Hasidic Jews on Hillside Ave. beat up a Puerto Rican. 5 A.M.-"Sunrise Sumester"-Education (Geology)- Professor Harry Crud drinks coffee, complains of his hang-over and declares; "I don't give a d_mn what they are- as long as I can walk on them!" "Family Ties"- The Mason family displays their neckwear. "Bunsmoke"- James Art-less witnesses his bakery burn down. "Puked"- Anson vomits on a friend for fun. Ya' didn't think ya'd get away from me that easy,did you?