Tom's Mental Driveling (Or Tom's Tid Bits)

What makes a beer lager? By not being smaller? And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken, Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!! And just what was Pac-man packin"??? A thirty-eight?? Must one pledge first to get a club foot?? Someone told me GatoreAid had electric lights.... But mine wouldn't light up. Don't think I have given up on the open quiz- Another clue: Who says lightning can't strike twice!!?? You know you're likely in for a bad day, When someone steals your burgler alarm. My aluminum rap won't sing about "the hood"!!