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I HAD A BLAST CREATING THIS POEM, THE IDEA FOR THIS POEM CAME FROM ANOTHER POEM I WROTE. 

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Due to growing Nimbus clouds of oppression an area of low pressure has been building Rest assured, it won't lead to bouts of depression but rumblings of thunder have now been heard, foreshadowing the bombs of fury soon to come. Be advised: the ripping winds will not be deterred. To counteract and neutralise any negative vibes this Poetry Souper has been on a strict vegetarian diet of lentils, cabbage soup, curry and beans; re-fried They have been consumed in copious quantities. Take shelter from wind gusts. There may be a riot! Steps are being taken because many have died from the expulsions of a toxic build up of gas. It's predicted to be tornado level turbulence emanating from winds blown out of my a s s Anatomically referred to as expelled flatulence. Blowouts should be considered as lethal blasts, and not to be taken lightly, ignored, or scorned. This is a public service alert of severe wind forecast. The approaching storm is of gigantic proportions. Gas masks are advised. You have been warned! Warning Poetry Contest Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux Submitted to Weather Poetry Contest Sponsored by Angela Tune 2/28/20

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Date: 3/26/2020 7:54:00 AM
Jan, if no one else but you reads this I want you to know this poem deserved a first place in the contest. It's 'Da Bomb'! as in gas bomb...lol
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Date: 3/16/2020 8:53:00 AM
And as she wrote she smiled, she grinned, she laughed, she had tears coming down her eyes...no wonder I reacted likewise to this hilarious poem!! Very much enjoyed, Jan, and congrats on your fine win and p.o.t.d. award! Hugs // paul
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Date: 3/15/2020 10:26:00 PM
Jan, congrats for your win in this pristine petarade of poetry! Hugs ~ John (hint: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/fart-words-and-euphemisms/fart)
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Date: 3/15/2020 11:36:00 AM
Congrats on your win, thanks for entering my contest.
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Date: 3/12/2020 7:15:00 AM
Windy with a chance of heavy fog...Jan, you're full of it, and I mean that in the nicest way.
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/12/2020 9:19:00 AM
ha ha ha Lin, I had a blast creating the poem, so glad you dropped by to comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2020 12:28:00 PM
Congrats on your POTD, Jan ~ well deserved!
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Date: 3/12/2020 9:19:00 AM
thanks so much PM:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/7/2020 8:59:00 PM
I left for Hilo early the day this was posted as POTD Jan. A belated congratulations on your honor."tornado level turbulence" you had me laughing myself silly Jan. Thank you for the humor! xxoo
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Date: 3/12/2020 9:19:00 AM
thanks so much Connie, I send my love to the new baby:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/2/2020 12:56:00 AM
Congrats on your POTD, Jan. Well done.
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Date: 3/12/2020 9:17:00 AM
thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/1/2020 5:53:00 PM
Haha, I have to go to the bathroom now! This was great, what an idea!
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Date: 3/12/2020 9:16:00 AM
lol thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/1/2020 4:22:00 PM
You've got yerself a winner here, Jan! I love this one - my kind of poetry. Take a look at my poem "English Weather Forecast" written a few years back. I looked up "quaint English town names" on google & they are quaint indeed. Glad Jesus Counts Hairs gave you a laff and I pray He won't hold that against me but I think He enjoys a laff as well. Take care - Bo'b
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Date: 3/12/2020 9:16:00 AM
thanks Bob sorry I was sure I had replied to this a few days ago:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 3/1/2020 5:24:00 AM
Ha ha, a fun and creative poem, congratulations on POTD Jan! :)
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Date: 3/1/2020 8:13:00 AM
It has made my weekend Tania and now Anne-lise has POTD with another humourous poem - we need more laughter in our lives that's why I try and create many fun poems:-)hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/1/2020 5:04:00 AM
Reminds me of a George Carlin line… "Where`s my underwear?…What underwear?…This weeks underwear." You`ve put a little sunshine on my morning Sunshine…Congrats on POTD.
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Date: 3/1/2020 8:14:00 AM
There's a glitch and the comments appear on the previous potd, but thanks for dropping by again Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx
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Charlie Knowlton
Date: 3/1/2020 5:07:00 AM
Thought my comment was for Sunshine smile…Anyways! You`re poem just blew me away Jan. Congrats on POTD.
Date: 2/29/2020 11:36:00 PM
great entry for Rick's contest and congratulations on the POTD with this one! wonderful metaphor! hugs
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Date: 3/1/2020 4:23:00 AM
Thanks Sandra I had a blast writing it!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 10:38:00 PM
Jan, you little stinker! When I caught wind of this being POTD I had to drop by and say congrats for this vintage flatuosity!
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Date: 3/1/2020 4:22:00 AM
ha ha ha great comment John:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 7:21:00 PM
Your a gas my friend lol...Congrats!! on your POTD!!...all the best from the Wingster o:)
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Date: 3/1/2020 7:58:00 AM
You tickle everyone's funny bone, Jan...and we love you for that...you are the gas mystress lol...never change :o)
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/1/2020 4:22:00 AM
Cheers ^ww^. the amount of comments has been overwhelming. I do try to bring a bit of fun to the site and make folk smile and i will never stop trying!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 7:20:00 PM
Your poem brought an explosive outburst of laughter and a big grin! So well written - metapor of vivid images illiciting sensory pictures. Congratulations on your POTD! Still grinning!
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Date: 3/1/2020 4:21:00 AM
Thanks Sam it was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 6:23:00 PM
Hi Jan, I’m just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of day:-) Alexis
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Date: 2/29/2020 7:16:00 PM
Thanks for your support Alexis I am on cloud 9:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 5:57:00 PM
wonderful and humorous read.
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Date: 2/29/2020 7:15:00 PM
glad you enjoyed it was such fun to write especially knowing storm Jorge was on its way :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 5:38:00 PM
Oh the lingering oder metaphoric drifts through this murky cloud. A touchingly poignant excretion of poetic propulsion.
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Date: 2/29/2020 5:41:00 PM
If I could award comment of the day I would John lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 5:02:00 PM
You just raised the bar Jan!! Totally brilliant and hilarious. POTD too, well done. Best wishes...Ron x
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Date: 2/29/2020 5:06:00 PM
Thanks Ronald it was such fun writing this poem, I dont think storm Jorge can compete with me for being happy about wind today lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 4:58:00 PM
You won this one before anyone else could pick up their pen! Aloha! Rico
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/29/2020 5:00:00 PM
lol Rico, I do hope Rick likes it but contest or no contests it was such fun composing this one:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 4:39:00 PM
Jan - you have outdone yourself with this one! Well-deserved congrats!!!
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Date: 2/29/2020 4:46:00 PM
Thanks Ilene I truly had a blast writing the poem and POTD has made my weekend very special:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 2:27:00 PM
This is such a beautifully written, wonderful poem, Jan:-) Heartiest congratulations for winning p.o.t.d.! Best of luck in Richard's contest!
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Date: 2/29/2020 4:45:00 PM
Thanks Edward:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 12:03:00 PM
Congratulations on POTD, my friend.
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/29/2020 12:04:00 PM
I am more than delighted Eve:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/29/2020 11:37:00 AM
- Love the poem of the day :))) - Congratulations, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/29/2020 11:40:00 AM
Thanks Anne_lise it was a blast creating this lol:-) hugs jan xx
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