A ham sandwich
Such that I
May consume it
At my leisure…
Is very good
I will be quite glad
As you desire
Don’t patronize me, nor snicker contemptuously whilst my back be turned!
Of course not, sir
Catering to your whims is a business I take most seriously…
What knoweth ye that I may know too?
Only how to make a ham sandwich, Sir.
Is that all ye know, Toadus?
No, not all Sir.
Will ye not teach me what ye know Toadus?
If I teach ye what I know, then you will depose me as servant, and I will be forced to become master…
Dammit Toadus! I require your knowledge!
Then you will be unable to lead, Sir, as effective leadership requires grotesque ignorance. Perhaps another ham sandwich will ease your restless nature…