To Nanna's House I Go

Grandma : Hello. Is it you sunny, speak up I can't hear you Grandson: Yes nanna its me. I am calling you from my car Grandma: You are talking and driving, how is that possible Grandson: I am using blue tooth nanna, so its ok, Grandma: You're eating, driving and you have a blue tooth (young people today, never heard of a dentist I tell ya !) Grandson: I'm working on my book nanna, hired a ghost writer (Dear God, he talks to ghosts like his late Uncle Georgio) Grandma: You know your Uncle used to talk to fruit and now, you! Grandson: No nanna I don't talk to fruit, he's my side kick Grandma: Gian Carlo, when are you gonna toughen up (he gets kicked in the ass by a ghost, shame shame ) Grandson : nanna I found him on twitter and he's not a hitter Grandma: he chirps like a bird, so when are you coming Grandson: look out your window nanna, I'm here Grandma: Oh My is that really you Sunny, did you fly here? Grandson: yes nanna I a here and I'm not a hologram, Grandma: what ? ham ? I didn't make ham I made meatballs ! (wish he'd shut off that dam machine and just come in. ) The End. Feb 19, 2021