To My Future Badass Wife

To my future badass wife You might be reading this now or you are acting all "I hate long writings" so you just scroll pass this piece You might be sitting next to you parents now or you are busy taking advantage of the weather for two to warm a man's bed You might be enjoying your relationship right now or crushing on a fine man or you Just became and ex or 'u nor evin blive in lov egain' Listen You're going to get married to me, a fine  and simple African man  who doesn't believe in the putting on of makeups or the wearing of perfumes to look beautiful or  smell good I Know you have already been beautifully beautified  by his beautiful hands and you smells good I'm not going to marry you as a maid  but a helpmate so I'm not going to relax on the couch and call you from the kitchen just to help me increase the volume of the TV set 'but ar lek me beleh  n me favorite food na dry res' To my future badass wife I'm that crazy poet who will insert words into your heart and brightens it path as you walk pass my path in the middle of the night Like a thief in the night I will  sneak into your pant or strip off your lingerie and enjoy you fight to catch your breath of life My rod wouldn't kill you for what doesn't kill you makes your strong So I see you giving me head like Floyd Mayweather you will be my undefeated champ 'Ar go pull na doe u n gee u new names' 'ar go call u baby, sweetheart n any oda name way go sweet u heart' 'but if u take advantage n decide for cheat ar swear we two go pat' Ar go b d bush debul way u go d see na u wet dreams D same debul way u han go d shower ihn hade with blessings Way go d hit u spot n enjoy way u go d tok in  strange languages To my future badass wife Me na country man n ar lek Boku pikin so fortified you 'wasebone' b4 dis fet ya begin © BlaqPoet Ep 1