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To Flatter a Large Woman

To Flatter a Large Woman Call ‘er Smaller For Brian Strand's Footle Retrospective Contest

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Robin Davis

Date: 11/10/2013 11:40:00 AM

Short but right to the point. Very clever. Nice job Thanks for the sweet comment on my Christmas Wedding poem.

Kash Poet

Date: 2/10/2011 6:33:00 AM

This is seer brilliance!Love it!--kash

T.A. Skyles-Theoklapoet

Date: 11/9/2010 1:24:00 PM

Oh just loved this cause I'm a big woman.Well Andrea I'm so glad you liked the poem I didn't know you could enter old poems thought they had to be new.Yes it's hard but I'm glad my life's not easy cause then I wouldn't be appreciated.Thanks Andrea for being my friend.Teresa

Earle Brown

Date: 7/23/2010 2:47:00 AM

Very funny.

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 6/28/2010 9:19:00 AM

Congratulations Andrea on your win in Brian Strand's contest "A Footle Retrospective" Love, Carol

Tim Ryerson

Date: 6/27/2010 4:53:00 AM

And what darn fool would dare call'er anything else?....Knew this was a winner as soon as I saw it, Andrea! Gets funnier every time I read it! - Tim

Nick Bagnall

Date: 6/26/2010 3:12:00 PM

congrats !

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 6/26/2010 3:00:00 PM

funny, you nailed it!! congrats!!

Carrie Richards

Date: 6/26/2010 2:09:00 PM

That can definitely help her feel a little better!! :) Congrats, Andrea!!

John Freeman

Date: 6/26/2010 12:48:00 PM

This is so cool Andrea, Congratulations on your win. Agape, Moses

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 6/26/2010 12:15:00 PM

Ouch..iz not fat..iz fluffy..congrats on your win. BG

Tirzah Conway

Date: 6/26/2010 11:35:00 AM

Too funny! Congrat's on your win!~Tirzah~

Daver Austin

Date: 6/25/2010 3:29:00 PM

This is cute. Have you heard, "Adam had 'em." I absolutely love short pieces. Love, Dave

Lynette Chachere

Date: 6/21/2010 10:03:00 PM

now thats just a lie in her face now, whats that gonna do for the man? Andrea, it aint gonna do nothin but cause him to receive beating from a larger woman,loll ~Always

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 6/18/2010 8:51:00 PM

hahaha yet again-- glad you'll enter this one ;) --wish you the best in the contest!! --nikko :)

Tim Ryerson

Date: 6/18/2010 8:08:00 PM

Hilarious and very cool, Andrea!...You got a winner here! - Tim

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/18/2010 6:11:00 PM

LOL -- That will win a woman's favor every time, Andrea. Best wishes in the footle contest with this witty gem! Love, Carolyn

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/18/2010 2:53:00 PM

Well, interesting footle that you have written in this one..Keep the creative pen flowing...Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my worik..Sara

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 6/18/2010 1:11:00 PM

Very innovative my friend..good luck in Brian's contest.. a sure shot winner.. with luv.. Linda-Marie

Wilma Neels

Date: 6/18/2010 12:55:00 PM

Love it! Best wishes for the contest Andrea :) Thank you for your well wishes wrt Altering Elements ~ luv WN

Sharon Tideswell

Date: 6/18/2010 12:40:00 PM

Thanks for reading 'Me, you and the Open Sea' and yes there is, it's 'The Owl and the Pussycat' by Edward Lear, a great poem!

Marie Harrison

Date: 6/18/2010 10:18:00 AM

So cute!

Sharon Tideswell

Date: 6/18/2010 10:11:00 AM

An excellent choice for the contest, although you have so many good ones. So do I need to rhyme both syllables for it to be a true footle, or is it acceptable just just rhyme the end syllables? You're fantastic at these, it's not easy thinking up those rhymes. Best of luck in the contest ~ Sharon :)

James Fraser

Date: 6/18/2010 10:09:00 AM

Kool one Andrea, good luck in Brian's contest >> James

Larry Belt

Date: 6/18/2010 8:52:00 AM

LOL Too Funny....Good Luck in contest....Larry