Time In the Lab

5/25/22 It's often obnoxious Toxic and caustic, occasionally getting nauseous Always careful or hardly ever cautious Becoming a clan Micro organisms quickly scram Easy to see on cam In the liquor I dove in it and swam Drank way too many tall cans Constantly taking dabs Always chiefing on several strands I'm a complicated man Accept me for who I am It's just too bad Feeling 2 sad Occasionally they ask "Are you mad?" Damn What's being done from Uncle Sam Too much spam all these scams I'll leave them where they stand After one body slam Across the badlands A storm brewed in the form of sand Often played a part and had a hand If it had anything to do with a grand Or some brand Then they'll give it a stab It was beginning to expand Or starting to disband It all was there to grab Watch out for any sham I got another scab Then took care of my tab Next I spent more time in the lab Because I don't care about any fad Endlessly people gab Thought they had the master plan Then got caught in a traffic jam While in Amsterdam