We should eat turkey once a week
And not just once a year.
I'd eat ev'ry part (but not the beak)
And wash it down with beer.
Thursday's the day that I propose
We eat this weekly feast.
Because as far as events go,
Poor Thursday has the least.
Lethargic Fridays would be implied,
(You'd need a day to recover.)
Thanksgiving would fall right in stride
So whaddaya say, turkey lover?
How do we make it official? I don't know what the laws be.
Thursday needed a lift ever since the last episode of Cosby.