Three Types of Onions

---This verse is split into 3 parts - it is officially called The Onion Trilogy! I hope you find this clever, silly and flavorful --- make sure not to cry when reading my poem! I was teary eyed while writing this! J/K Black Onions - poem #1 Hey, no racism Involved - I burnt the onions My eyes wince with pain Hey, no offense, man I'm not crying - chill out, dude Kick back and relax! Pink Onions - poem #2 I'm a funny guy What's wrong with the color 'pink'? Don't miss out! Try it! No homo - pink's cool Pink is a nice color, bud! You don't believe me? (Oh well!) Green Onions (poem #3) Original, no? Really good with meals and shtuff! Drink the soup - you're sick! I used to garden I believe we planted this! Green onions are good! They're green and healthy You should put it in your soup Keep brewing sick lines (you get the pun? - sick) I was a young boy When I ordered my kid's food - Baked potato (with green onions sprinkled on top! Yum! My mouth's watering now!!)