Thoughts On Self Employment

If I owned a vaccum store, my sign would read, "Caleb's Vaccum Store. We Suck." If I owned a septic tank company, my sign would read, "Caleb's Septic Tank Company. We're number one ... with your number two." If I owned a plumbing company, I would buy pants for all of my plumbers, two sizes too big and my sign would read, "Caleb's Plumbing Company." ........If I owned a doughnut store, I would put warning labels on all my boxes The warning sign would read, "Warning. This product is known by the state of California to cause yeast infections when used improperly." If I owned a technical support company, my sign would read, "Caleb's Technical Support Company. Sorry for the inconvenience." or maybe, "Caleb's Technical Support Company. I can't really help you."