Those Darn Spontaneous Happenings

Those darn spontaneous happenings They sure can drive you nuts Make you scratch your head Leave you wondering what is up Monday 9:00am Sitting on a park bench reading The morning news Then over flies a bird and splat! It poops on your new shoes Wednesday 10:35am As you Peruse all of your emails At the local Wi-Fi café You sneeze and fart, everyone looks And you wish you could fade away Those darn spontaneous happenings They sure can drive you nuts Make you scratch your head Leave you wondering what is up Saturday 8:00am While on your Morning walk A delivery truck goes by It's tire blows out you jump skyhigh You let go a shout your Dupa slams shut And your heart starts to pound Yes those darn spontaneous happenings Sure can drive you nuts Make you scratch your head Leave you wondering what is up ????