This Trick's a Treat

Last year when it was Halloween I was frighted so When my friends went to trick-or-treat I didn't want to go But now I'm really tired Of being frightened sick So I went out to by back yard And got myself a stick I got a knife and cleaned off Most of the bark and twigs The small end was my handle But the business end was big It was long enough to swat A bat, out of the sky And hard enough to pop out A mummy's evil eye I can't wait 'till a zombie Sneaks up to steal my brain Where I hit him with my stick I'm sure he'll feel that pain And all the other creatures That want to cause a fright Will be spending Halloween In the ER on that night JTCurtis