This Tick On My Nose

I have a tick on my nose. As it sucks blood, it grows. When my ex-girlfriend saw it, it was too much for her. She screamed at the top of her lungs and ran away in horror. I can't get a date because of this tick that's the size of a nickel. I am so lonely for female companionship, I sure am in a pickle. I've tried to get this tick off but so far I haven't had any luck. People are avoiding me like a plague, this really does suck. I broke my nose when I tried to smash it with a brick. My social life has gone straight to hell because of this tick! (This is a fictional poem.)