This Stew Tastes Funny

The prompt was "Write a poem which is really a recipe". This Stew Tastes Funny I personally like to use the more established dramatic processes, but feel free to use your own version of comedy! Dramedy (serves the whole family!) Take the character, drive them headfirst into a community of oppositions that inexplicably attract, cue a flurry of activity, sprinkled lightly. Leave no weaknesses un-attacked. When the conflict begins to rise, place them in roles reversed, have them recognise that conflict yields no prize. Leave the melting pot to cool until each moralistic monologue ends with cheap slapstick verse. Credit to Adam Sandler.