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Its Monday I woke up before my alarm I Left to work early Going back to get my phone, now I'm late I had to pee really bad In a traffic jam Found a great parking spot I won't fit I opened a pack of Starburst All lemons I got a friend request on facebook From my mom Heard "Macarena" on the radio Now its stuck in my head I got an unexpected check Followed by an unexpected bill I took a shower Now I have to poop