Think I Need a Boyfriend

Think I need a boyfriend... Ain’t to old for that A husband would be stressful At the age I’m at. A boyfriend would be adequate For my wants and needs I do not want a toy boy Though a boyfriend for my feeds… Yes I need a boyfriend-chef! Think I need a boyfriend... One that sparkles my eye Wonder if I’ll meet him Before I fall and die From waiting all these years for him Ha! Like he is my master My time is running out I need a boyfriend faster… Yes I need a fast boyfriend who is a chef !! Think I need a boyfriend... This thought again emerges And it’s difficult to focus With these boyfriend urges A boyfriend who will calm me And soothe my worried mind A boyfriend that knows his place And walks a step behind Yes I need a boyfriend who is smart, fast and who is a chef!!! Think I need a boyfriend... To have a little laugh One that is so handsome So I shall not barf Though if I got stuck with he The one who hurts my eyes He must know how to clean And apologise. Yes I need a sorry, handsome, cleaning, smart, fast boyfriend who is a chef!!!!