They Must Be Stopped

First the bunnies came en masse and chewed up all our fine green grass the students had to watch them mount and they multiplied till we lost count Now, the deer are out of hand they've overrun our fertile land if they're not culled, and soon, we fear there'll be no roses left 'round here So when you say they're nice to watch well, I could kick you in the crotch it's getting hard to drink our tea dodging bunny poo and bambie pee Wait, what, you say that it's our fault? to progress, we should call a halt? stop building condos in the woods and love the wildlife as we should ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Headline from Globe and Mail March 30, 2010: University of Victoria's rabbit population facing cull Headline from Times Colonist June 15, 2013: Oak Bay faces deer dilemma; shoo them into Saanich, some say Well, sorry guv, that's not for us we'd rather cause a bloody fuss we'll cull you, if you don't agree and celebrate with a cuppa tea