There's Jelly At the Beach

I’m gobs smacked; I thought I saw it all, I said “Rub your eyes Sidney Hall.” There’s jelly at the Beach, There was lemon, orange, banana yellow, and my favourite peach. So much jelly all in one place, I wonder how they could fit it in such a small space. One thing I must say and I'm glad To you when you hear it might sound bad Here we go: I’m really concerned For the freedom of these colourful bikinis is justifiable earned? With oozing jelly bellies hanging over the sides Some one please dab my watering eyes Oh the chaffing and squeaking from their thongs Sound like a bunch of strangled birds singing their last songs One thing I must say for certain One bikini could make a duvet and a pair of curtains Jelly bellies, hips and thighs This beats an optician’s test of the eyes And when they bend over it happens so soon A total eclipse of the sun and the moon When they lay on the beach, the direction to run I don't know For it's like a mudslide or a lava flow Well to some men this might be a terrible sight To others the jelly at the beach is a beautiful sight *Ok it's not quite jellyfish but I must admit* *but there is loads of Jelly not a little bit*