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There Is Bad and There Is Very Bad

McGee walks in, looking for Finn Through the door of the local pub His head hanging down, with the saddest of frowns Put his hand on Finn's shoulder, and rubbed As McGee then sat down, Finn notice his frown And asked him why he's so sad "I have some bad news I have to tell you and some I'm afraid's, very bad" "What could it be, tell it to me And start with the bad new" Finn said "Your Doctor told me, it'd be better you see If it's from a close friend, instead This Is the note, your Doctor has wrote That I'm cursed with having to give It comes as a pain, but I'll just say it plain You have 24 hours to live "You don't say said Finn", and he spoke out again "And you claim you have worse news to say "What could be worst ?" McGee had to burst' "WELL, I STARTED LOOKING FOR YOU---YESTERDAY".

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Date: 3/29/2016 11:09:00 PM
Super punchline, my friend! Gave me a good laugh :)
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Date: 2/27/2016 8:48:00 PM
G'day Jerry ... really good fun Jerry - worth a triple dose of chuckles - Lindsay
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Date: 2/27/2016 8:46:00 AM
ba hahaha....love me some McGee
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