The World Champion of Hide and Seek

By Elton Camp Call him yeti, bigfoot or snowman Then seek to find him if you can For a hulking, brutish guy He’s extremely hard to spy Peoples’ imaginations are pliable Eyewitness reports are unreliable There are photos for us to see They’re ever out of focus to me Ones with a clear take Are obviously only fake I can’t get it into my head Why one isn’t found dead Why no babies seen, I can’t deduce Surely the things have to reproduce Yet, plenty will have a fit If I scoff even a little bit “About the truth you don’t care. Undoubtedly, something’s there.” Sorry, but I have to say, “Phooey!” Bigfoot’s just a bunch of hooey