The Vegan Cannibal

Every law enforcement official out on patrol, was desperate to capture The Vegan Cannibal, so named from a note left with one of its victims, leading to a series of murders that terrified every vegan. It read, "I am a cannibal who does my best to eat healthy, and vegans are the healthiest of all my desired meat. Only a true vegan will yours truly eat. Nothing artificial, no preservatives, mostly fresh food they consume. Vegans are the healthiest and tastiest meat I have ever known, so bid all of your vegan associates a hearty farewell, should they cross paths with yours truly, The Vegan Cannibal." The Vegan Cannibal was never apprehended, but its reign ceased, when the vegans began consuming mass quantities of junk food and meat.