The Unknown Prodigy

I am talented at something's, Breathing, for example comes naturally to me, though talking sometimes an effort I'm fluent in my a b c, I can walk with one foot in front of the other, I can sit on my bottom for hours on end, I can cry when unhappy and which is more if I'm losing an argument I can pretend, I can open both my eye at the same time, I can close them together, and if I look out the window, most mornings I can predict the weather, I can tie my own laces, silence my farts even blame the smell of them on someone else's parts, I can pick my nose and hide the evidence with a turn of the head and a flick of the hand, I can fall over which is more YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS I can land, but of my many talents the one of I which I am most proud (besides my modesty and grace) is my ability to blend in with the rest of the crazy human race.