The Ultimate Cool Character

The Ultimate Cool Character By Elton Camp Coolness is a relative thing That disappointment can bring However cool you think you are Others exceed your degree by far When, of them, you have heard You’ll admit to being only a nerd Take Vader, who as “Lord” is addressed His cool factor surely must be the best A fantastic voice all will agree Helmet, cape and mask to see And one thing more there is to say Arrive and majestic music will play So however, cool you think you be You’ll never be near as cool as he (We once met the actor who played Darth Vader. Very interesting person.)