The Ultimate Blonde Joke

The Ultimate Blonde Joke Arranged into a poem by Elton Camp A blonde was driving far too fast A blonde cop gave her siren a blast To the side of the car, the cop strode “You went too fast down the road!” “It’s a ticket you are going to get. Hand your driver’s license, no fit!” “What does it look like?” the driver said. Cop: “It’s square and shows your head.” In her purse she pawed all around Until a square mirror she found Looking into it, she saw her face To hand it over, she did race The cop then took a look at it too Then she knew what she must do “It’s okay, I’ll let the charges drop. I didn’t realize you also were a cop.”