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The Twelve Spammers' Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . a cut-rate Canadian Pharmacy On the second day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . two insurance quotes On the third day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . three free credit scores On the fourth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . four grow your ***** On the fifth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . five thousand dollars guaranteed! On the sixth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . six extended warranties On the seventh day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . seven stock alerts On the eighth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . eight work from homes On the ninth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . nine Nigerian emails On the tenth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . ten get out of debts On the eleventh day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . eleven singles meet ups On the twelfth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . . . . twelve hot Asian brides

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Date: 3/11/2014 8:37:00 PM
Ooooh la la la. Quite the Xmas list we have here. Great fun in this old one from the Yuletide.
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Date: 3/1/2014 7:23:00 PM
lol, Gary, I guess I'm not the only one, this is funny!
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Gary Watkins
Date: 3/1/2014 11:41:00 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Sadly, I think we can all identify with it.
Date: 12/17/2013 1:02:00 PM
Oh yeah, in case it wasn't clear, this is meant to be sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
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Date: 12/17/2013 7:10:00 AM
Well written Gary! Funny & sad! Merry Christmas, chuck
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Gary Watkins
Date: 12/17/2013 1:01:00 PM
Thank you, Chuck. I can't believe that this poem has gotten more hits than any of my others. It was written more as a joke after I cleaned out my spam filter. Still, I'm glad that it's making people smile, but yeah, it is kind of sad that we all have to endure this stuff.
Date: 12/9/2013 3:54:00 PM
I love this Gary. Thanks for the smiles...LINDA
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Gary Watkins
Date: 12/10/2013 9:10:00 PM
I'm always happy to make you smile. :) Gary

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