The Town That's Weird

There once was a town that is weird There's the old people trying to go to the store but they can't even make it past the door And there's the hookers out on the street looking for some guys meat to beat. There's also hobo's bathing in a bucket and the kids down the street telling people to suck it and a fat guy riding a pocket rocket until the muffler gets stuck in his socket and people delivering stuff to the mailman while he's on the can And there's the rednecks that everyone say are dumb i guess that's why they run deer down for fun And the farmers with there dumb chicken they can't ride there horse without it kicking And there's the mechanics they don't do much they break more than they fix and that's just dumb and this is a place where women have beards because this is just the town that's weird