The Theoretical Analysis of the Origin of Easter Eggs

There's this little fuzzy wuzzy bunny, Who all year round eats loads of honey. Now you’d expect his tummy to be runny This fuzzy wuzzy little bunny However, the honey has an adverse effect And when I tell you, you will not like it I expect The poor sod suffers from severe constipation Until he feels a bowel movement sensation He seeks a discrete place to release The load that make him look obese His baked in for a year in his tummy The poor fuzzy wuzzy little bunny With his hind legs astride, bunny squats just a bit Knowing the pain he has to suffer when it's time to have a sh-t First, come out as little pebbles then follow the great big boulders The kind that gives him the feeling his been split from his a-se to his shoulders He chews grass as a medicinal lozenge To numb his a-se that now looks like a blood orange Fuzzy wuzzy little bunny knows it all over when he lets out a great big fart Then picks up his mess discretely and hides it in isle 14 at Kwik Mart.