The Secret Society of a Woman and Toilet Paper

my lady should put toilet paper down as a dependent replacing said toilet paper is a chore for me in this household i find myself hiding a secret stash under my side of the bed in an oversized overnight bag i have question mark withdrawal wondering what the secret society is between my lady and toilet paper i guess it is all apart of life i think i should start my own toilet paper brand i wonder if i target woman from jump street, would i be an instant millionaire instead of 1,000 sheets, i would make one with a million sheets maybe then i would get me a safe specifically for the money i would save on toilet paper alone if you ask me, hell naw my angel's stuff is nowhere near soft then again, neither is mine....but a good amount of toilet paper will still remain i now make yet another "toilet paper mountain" above the little roller thingamajig i start the morning of my day off see what is....or what is not....left after her daily routine i shake my head laughing....WOMEN!!!!!....what can you say..... we will still be steady humping anyway....