The School of Gossip

Welcome to the School of Gossip Where you'll learn to ruin lives Passing around what little you know Not caring if it's lies We'll teach you the art of digging deeper How to squeeze out all the latest info Given to you by third parties Adding what you wish as you go Learn to draw the listener in Starting conversations with "Did you hear about" is a favorite Or "You're not going to believe this" There's an advanced course in "When you make someone cry" Playing the part of an innocent friend Having a listening ear and a shoulder nearby Getting juicy tid bits and adding your spin We have the highest graduation rate Of any school in town Make something up about us, tell all your friends Just make sure you pass it around