The Russian English Russian

I am pure Russian and I am the bear I have deep dark eyes and black , black hair Russian girls are very pretty and very exciting bare Straight and tall with features very fair They are smart and have lots of brains And apply themselves to learning even if it rains English is one of our favorite subjects And it is very hard to explain Why we want to learn a second language that sometimes is lame Which at the end of our most severe weather we can barely retain It is winter now and my English is kind of sad So I sit and study all night long , but after all its only a fad For when summer comes I will be long, long gone I try and try but it is so hard, I can not seem to learn contractions And sometimes I feel like I a retard, So I make a list of all my retractions Grammar is always difficult and I am always correcting my mistakes But I love hearing English with all its corny cliques , and lots of people saying ,for goodness sakes Thank goodness for this silly poem Thank goodness this is the end Thank goodness I will have no more use for this pen