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The Right Side of the Turf

How am I feeling today Hang on let me check All things being equal I'm pretty good, by heck! Woke up this morning On the right side of the turf Nothing can really drag me down My days are filled with mirth I'll try to pass some along So my heart's not on overload Gotta watch my dear old ticker There's a danger it'll explode Anyone who'd like to share my love Can send a written request To this Cosmo Jester guy To accommodate, I'll do my best Contrary to what you probably think I don't have an unlimited supply But have no fear, I've still got a bunch To send you guys in reply If the love I send you, my dearest friends Happens to have a defective part My service department is open till 10 To mend your broken heart!

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Date: 5/5/2022 8:24:00 AM
Ah, this is soooo fine, my friend Jack. You are always mending my heart...every day, and I appreciate it. A good laugh is the best medicine!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2022 8:54:00 AM
It only requires understanding the situation and offering your opinion! Not always clear and understandable! but a good laugh usually helps Cheers my friend!

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