The Red Shorts In the Horrible Overstuffed Garage

Who is this man in the small red shorts and very dark hair? Strutting through a garbage heep garage without a care? It was like looking at a store and most certainly not green, The ecological damage of over purchasing could be seen. He was grooving through this mess in short shorts of red, No shirt on looking like he just got out of his own bed, The face was blurred and they thought no one could "see". But I know the truth of who it was, it was told to me! **someone needs to cut back on purchases, he was something else to look at..