The Puggy Wuggy

‘I luv my little puggy.’ I’d often would I say. ‘Luvvy luvvy puggy- Forever and a day.’ ‘I luv him til my armpits- I luv him til my nose, I luv him til my balding hair Should fall between my toes.’ I watch him sit and little beg, Awaggie tail and bark. ‘Gud boy,’ said I with booty seg, Then kicked him for a lark. I luv my little puggy, But now he’s underground. Luvvy luvvy puggy He barks but has no sound.