The Pink Elephant

The Pink Elephant As I drove to work one day In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way I was shocked to see her in the middle of town With bright purple spots and wandering around Oh she was not a usual sight The police though didn’t believe I was right Thought I was crazy, nuts or drunk Out comes the breathalyzer, hope I am not sunk Now as I convince them of my crazy sanity There she comes, my lady in her pink dress of vanity And wow she’s got purple spots and bedroom eyes! For under her dress, so full and curvaceous She has all the pages of my poetry salacious! Note: Inspired by a Just for Laughs video, filmed here in Montreal!