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The Perils of Internet Dating

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The Perils of Internet Dating

There once was a granny called Vi,

With dentures, peg leg and glass eye.

Many photos I’d seen,

And expected a teen -

Who says that the camera can’t lie?

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  1. Date: 4/2/2011 9:40:00 PM
    this one brought a smile. enjoyed reading it.

  1. Date: 3/31/2011 1:45:00 PM
    hahaha, VERY good one, jack!!

  1. Date: 3/31/2011 7:43:00 AM
    haha a great laugh so needed this rainy snowy morning Jack.. phenomenal words and all too true luv.. and my A Tear for J J is a true story of my little son who died at 5 months.. old.. appreciate your comments of care luv..

  1. Date: 3/30/2011 4:15:00 PM
    You really never know what to expect when you meet someone on the internet, Jack. People are not often as they present themselves in photographs. Your poem's a riot! Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn