The Perfect Girl

shes there when i wake up telling me the news. and all the latest gossip man i cant loose .shes there when i need her .she will never leave me. man fellas I AM telling ya shes perfect for me. she never cost me money well maybe just a little .and some times i can just watch her for hours and i love what i see.and i can push all her buttons and shes there just for me .and i dont have to buy her flowers.and shes always turned on by me. and she never gets any louder than i want her to be.and i can still turn her on with one finger you see. she never complains if I AM out to late .she just sits there in silence and quietly waits.now my friends all tell me that she is to big but in her case bigger is better and i think you will agree the girl I AM talking about is my big screen TV. COPY RIGHT...2006