The Obama Song

Chorus: Barack Obama Barack Obama He's the U.S.A.'s own Dalai Lama. Barack Obama Barack Obama He's the guy who's here to save yer Momma. Verse 1: Oh yeah Obama's here an' he's really cool Gonna tell yer kids to pay attention in school Gonna make us all follow the Golden Rule 'Cause he knows Michelle ain't gonna suffer no fools! He's an all-around, straightup nice kinda guy Who don't get upset when ya scream "You Lie!" He cares about the Earth and he cares about the sky Gives ya cash for the clunkers you were stupid to buy. Chorus Verse 2: He's gonna stim-u-late us, gonna spread the wealth, Gonna write out a prescription for the nation's health, Gonna come down on Insurance like a big black Stealth Gonna take those stem cells down off the shelf! He's gonna see we win in Afghanistan, Someway, somehow - without a plan. When yer rude to da cops he is da Man Who'll give ya both beers an' make it right again. Chorus Verse 3: He's appointed more Czars than the U.S.S.R., Gonna raise the mileage on yer car Gonna lower those emissions both near and far And do it lookin' snappy like a First Exec Star. Can't answer "yes" or "no", it takes a paragraph To get to the point, then it's good for a laugh The Right hates everybody servin' on his Staff - But their side of the Aisle makes most of the gaffes. Chorus Verse 4: Is there anything Obamaman cannot do? The assertions are fantastic; some may even be true. He beat out Mrs. Clinton right outta da blue, Now he's lookin' out for me and he's lookin' out for you. If his ears were any bigger he could teach himself to fly, But despite his geekiness he's still a heckuva guy His heart is fulla Hope, his head is in the sky An' if you give him grief Ms. Pelosi'll make you cry. WORD! Chorus et finis