The News Today

The News Today Louvre in Paris has closed its door the staffs stand on the steps and sing the national anthem they have no lifeboats and can`t stop Louvre being filled with the art of debris, cleaning up will be a headache what is art and what is rubbish. Meanwhile, 80 million rats have sought higher ground occupying rich people’s homes sleeping and eating silk sheets and Foie gras get drunk and aggressive on rare wine and defecating on Persian carpets Also in the news, a boy in Japan has been dancing with bears and eating their blueberry jam. The boy says he will be a zookeeper when he grows up to put his parents in a cage. The rest of the news is boring the routine stuff about useless wars on sand dunes