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The new President

Something happened that was both unexpected but great.
By some miracle, I've been elected President of the United States.
I got 535 electoral votes and Romney got three.
Obama didn't even get one and he's pissed at me.
I had no idea that I'd win on that large of a scale.
This is the biggest landslide since Reagan beat Mondale.
I'm very surprised but happy that this came about.
Obama and Romney are plotting revenge, there is no doubt.
I ran as an Independent and my victory is what many will resent.
But for the next four years, I promise that I'll be a great President.

(This is a fictional poem.)

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  1. Date: 11/7/2012 4:22:00 PM
    congratulations! funny poem...

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 11:02:00 AM
    Hope you were satisfied with the outcome of the election Randy. - Nice poem - Have a good day. - oxox - / / Anne-Lise :)