The New President

Something happened that was both unexpected but great. By some miracle, I've been elected President of the United States. I got 535 electoral votes and Romney got three. Obama didn't even get one and he's pissed at me. I had no idea that I'd win on that large of a scale. This is the biggest landslide since Reagan beat Mondale. I'm very surprised but happy that this came about. Obama and Romney are plotting revenge, there is no doubt. I ran as an Independent and my victory is what many will resent. But for the next four years, I promise that I'll be a great President. (This is a fictional poem.)