The New Car Sale

I've sold you your car so just sign on this line we'll finalize all that you'll need A little bit here and a little bit there Can never be tied in to greed We want to make sure that your problems are few for a small fee we will undercoat I see that you notice the smile on my face it is not my intention to gloat I know that you'll want to have air in your tires and a valve to make sure it will stay It's one of the things that were doing for you and it's worth the small price that you'll pay Because we are nice, you get one extra key there is no charge I'm sure you can tell We can't give you a spare, we don't have the room but your donut will serve you as well Our cost for these items is covered by you it won't even come to five grand this is the way that we always have sold don't tell me you'll now take a stand You didn't know this and you didn't know that stop whining now, you make me sick your vehicle cost you much more that was said you act as though it was a trick The cost on the sticker had nothing to do with the price that you finally paid we are in this business to make lots of cash so next time you won't be dismayed