The Narrow Squeak Show Chapter 5

Now,where was I? Oh yes! Safely strapped inside......... Lets see this baby fly This gravity is a tricky thing........... Very heavy stuff I feel so alive! C'mon!, let me drive! I counted down too............ and with an explosive sound We were off the ground How fast can it do? I was pinned back..... Deep into my seat I thought it was the weight , of my treasure sack I was in for a treat! The chap up front........ Said c'mon up! Don't be shy! See how it can fly! I pressed something green...... then something red............... Everything went haywire I really was in the mire If you know what I mean That something red............ Ticked off that chap instead What a quality of service! I must have made him nervous! Now, I was thinking All this floating......... That chap up front.......... Gloating! What's it all about Some chav upfront? The man's a lout! Well, it's time to get off So I put on this padded suit......... Ready to scoot......... When that chap upfront Gave me the boot! Luckily I have my bullet charm So, I will come to know harm Down I went! I didn't want to be here....... Nearly bought the farm, burning a hole , through the atmosphere! I know I will arrive Very much alive Avoiding the river Styx Why? I must write chapter six!