The Moral Mortgage of Mice and Men

The moral mortgage of mice and men Yours truly quite astute, especially regarding cute little field mice, also known as meadow voles, which imprecation one doth emote, when aforementioned animal burrows inside leaving pellet size poop in their wake suddenly presenting a pain in the glute. Analogous to swiss cheese fecklessness riddled *****sapien writer, whom he himself cannot Provolone equality for Mus musculus to live, exception viz one named Stuart Little as equal among indomitable realm dominated by bipedal hominids said species arrogated since time immemorial self superior holier than thou tenet and dictum governing hegemony across webbed wide world, which supposed word of creator conveniently got interpreted to mean; "Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue every square inch courtesy trappings of western civilizations, henceforth since the dawn of consciousness, when primates such as Sahelanthropus tchadensis, *****habilis, *****erectus, and *****heidelbergensis evolved to slowly but surely wield dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and all living things that move on the earth,” their subsequent descendents relegated every creature deemed inferior and thus (no pun intended) fair game across proverbial eminent domain, thus justified, ordained, usurped, et cetera courtesy manifest destiny, particularly mostly aborigines. Against bullet proof credo, ethos, and genuine holistic integrity to respond to such an event as Minnie's or Mickey's, no matter an ohm my cat reluctance arises to don and trumpet role as "killer" tis with only the means and ways to avoid health crisis that I hesitantly didst exterminate existence of other critters decried as pestilential so please no unsolicited mouse a lean knee black barbs against this august gent tis a marvel to evince the behaviour of rapaciousness, when nary a hint extant within me - except, at a crossroads arises when vermin take residence as per mentioned earlier as an unpaid inhabitant, this one mortal married male loathes to distribute deathly lethal instrument innocuous morsels of D-CON doth not make me feel jubilant this chap doth newt believe dangerous buggars ought be be consigned with tender loving care but certainly less cruel fate versus getting lethally euthanized, eradicated and essentially charged with heinous crime such as murder committed by a litigant slapped unfairly suffer being poisoned imposing forfeiture reprisal tomb the tinker-bell tolls visa vis a role in the realm within flora and fauna not meant for humans decreeing vermin lack purposelessness, and must be exterminated to own rights qua life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness quietly when staking out an alcove, cupboard, or mauve wainscoting reproduction of discriminated, hashtagged, and targeted mammals would nonchalantly find safe haven exiting man made confines if left to their biological devices, this millennial saga of mice and men perhaps Noah occident, and no matter what means one approaches pursuant to rid the house of mice, these creatures reboot toxic tolerance to incorporate schemes quite innovative within floorboards, deep chambers viz hitting expansive domestic quadrant this Brie zee, cream cheesy, though temporarily dislodged per demise, the recurrent adaptation reverberant and stupefy supreme survival skill re: by a modus operandi with adaptive qualities salient ta dum me little nimble, opal and quizzical rodents lacking redolence tubby mammals, though their existence and devil's blue diet tribe curd dish rant might be diametrically opposed to American ethics committee, who slant the bald (also balled), bold, and brazen cordon bleu appearance analogous to a vagrant, unrepentant truant sans more than one little furry Muenster of scurrying critters spur this heir force deputy issues a poisoned search warrant.