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The Loveboat

I have booked a holiday, 
I am going on a Cruise. 
Plenty time to read my books, 
lots of time to snooze. 

Then to find romance, 
meet my ideal man. 
All aboard the Love Boat (baby) 
For marriage and suntan. 

Gonna get my legs waxed, 
Bikini line done to. 
Then to try to lose some weight 
I"ll look brand spanking new! 

The Ticket it arrived, 
my Brain I tried to rack. 
( that I had it all) 
In the cases that I packed. 

My excitement it did mount 
as the date became the day. 
The Taxi it will come 
and i"ll soon be on my way. 

I have never been at sea, 
so the question always begs. 
Will I feel alright, 
upon my new sea legs. 

The Love Boat is so good 
and soon we leave the dock. 
The journey is so smooth 
it is steady as a rock. 

I party every night, 
but never heed the warnings. 
To much drink and sea 
equals throw up every morning. 

But I think it"s great, 
that I am ready and i"m able, 
to finally meet the Captain 
( got the invite to his table) 

The big night it arrives 
I am dressed up to the nines. 
He wont know what has hit him 
as he becomes all mine! 

Going to get that Captain, 
yes that will be my plan. 
Turn on the seduction 
and I will get my man. 

But the Captain is a Women! 
I don"t know what to say. 
(oh her tits are so much bigger) 
It spoils my Holiday. 

So the Moral of this story, 
Is plain for all to see. 
Always check your Life Boy 
or He might be a She!!! 

Copyright © ned flanders

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