The Last Day Tax Filer

The Last Day Tax Filer By Elton Camp You’ve done it this year again Let’s see that sheepish grin In February you were gonna do it Somehow never got around to it And another fact that you now rue You knew a refund sure to be due “I should do it today,” you said But Facebook needed to be read Besides, the deadline’s far away So you plan to file on another day A series of excuses like these Now it’s the sword of Damocles Above your head by a single hair To wait any longer you don’t dare So read complex directions galore Until you can’t stand it anymore Follow what I always do It’s TurboTax to the rescue Just hope you don’t have to frown By finding that your WiFi’s down