The Land of Jack
Once upon a time in the land of Jack
Everything was bright and shiny
All the sweet ladies were big busted
But the men's main assets were tiny
Tried some exercise, even tried pills
Even a new stretching machine
Nothing worked 'twas doom and gloom
Till this lady came on the scene
With a revolutionary new method
Whispering naughty words in their ears
Along with certain body movements
It had something to do with her rear
And a stunning bottom it surely was
I must say on a scale of one to ten
It was off the charts, probably a twenty
And the men all of a sudden became men
From that time on in the land of Jack
All men had smiles on their face
They even smiled while getting a flu shot
And the world was a happier place
© Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013
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