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The Kitchen Sink

(Only the first line of this poem is true.) I've written poems about everything but the kitchen sink. I write so much that it hurts when I think. I'd write some more but my pen is out of ink. I'm the only man in my town who wears a mink. Don't mess with me, I don't take sass. If you tell anybody about my mink, I'll kick your ___.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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